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Monday 8 September, 2008
By  NITIN KUMAR   23:08 | 28/Mar/2007 |  14 Comment(s)
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HUHA INDIA...ghar aagaya India

HUHA INDIA………….GHAR AAGAYA INDIA

Now our beloved and world’s richest team is back from a fantastic tour of WORLD CUP.  Don’t worry I m not going to write the reasons for failure of the team. I love to see BLESSING IN DISGUISE.  I am going to write down the advantages which are resulted from the early EXIT of Team INDIA from World Cup.

I'm glad the World Cup's over for India. And here are many good reasons for it – Just have a look over them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(NO OFFENCE MEANT TOWARDS ANYONE)

1) We can now easily understand and keep it in mind that there are many more countries than ours which play the greatest game in the Universe. And that the richest cricket body doesn't necessarily have to produce the best cricket.

2) We can put our India Rising and those caps, t-shirts, bands and all other crap in our cupboards for another couple of couple years (four years) and get back to work and remember never to have so high expectations for the team which is always CONSISTENTLY INCONSISTENT.

3) We will not have to sit in front of idiot box (TV) and listen to those foolish and funny songs specially created for Team India.

4) Now we will not be forced to watch our hardworking cricketers in all those TV Ads from hair gel to cold drinks to even eggs. Now we can watch some ads with some cute faces and sexy figures.

5) Now our legends like Nikhil Chopra, Nayan Mongia, Syed Kirmani, Ajay Jadeja etc etc……………..will not have to waste their time to provide their valuable analysis of the game. (GOD knows do they themselves know what they are talking about?).

6) Now our heroes like Kapil Dev, K Srikkanth, Sunil Gavaskar, D.vengserkar and all others will not have to give crap suggestions and comments to be alive in MEDIA.

7) We can support the team who really plays good cricket then whether it is BANGLADESH or AUSTRALIA.

8) Bollywood actor and actresses will not have to say some good words and BEST LUCK messages and now they can concentrate on their work. Mandira Bedi  and Rakhi Sawant can now find some other good work.

9) We will not be tempted to take part in those SMS competitions and forwarding of good luck messages for Team India. Now we can use that money and mobile balance to call our beloved and close ones and ask them their well being..

10) News channel now can show some other news related to topic other than Cricket. Now they can start showing the other silly news which they are good at showing

11) Now we will not have to remain awake late in the night. Now u can go to offices colleges at proper time without being late.

12) Now we will save a lot of electricity as we will not keep our TV and lights on late in the night.

13) Now we will not eat those chips, biscuits and other stuff while watching cricket and now keep an eye on our diet.

14) Now we will not have to pray to GOD during each India match to help them in crisis situation (in which they always are). Now GOD can concentrate more on other problems of the world.

FRNDS…………….article over….Now go and read something better……(if you have more free and faltu time read my other posts)

 

Do comment on this post.

 

P.S No offence meant to anyone. I have no intention to hurt anybody. it was just for fun. I am a diehard fan of Team India. Its all a game…u win sometime and loss much more time………..

 

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